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    Default What are the weirdest behaviours you've seen in clients...?

    Escorts get people from all walks of life and from many backgrounds, possibly with a lot of issues about sex. We know about the pranksters, religious people etc., but what about strange behaviour from clients?

    So I'd love to hear of any stories you have of weird behaviour on the client's part, or something he's said or asked of you or worn or brought along, or something weird that happened. Or some time you left a client and thought "what a weirdo!!" Please tell us, but nothing that would personally identify a client that he wouldn't be happy with sharing.

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    I remember hearing a story on here abou a punter who was disapointed wit the acurracy of the pics wen he arrived. He paniced,not knowin wat to do so he turned on his heels and ran for the door only to be trapped by the tricky door latch,also remember someone givin a bit of stick over it

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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    I remember hearing a story on here abou a punter who was disapointed wit the acurracy of the pics wen he arrived. He paniced,not knowin wat to do so he turned on his heels and ran for the door only to be trapped by the tricky door latch,also remember someone givin a bit of stick over it
    could that have been you amigo lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    I remember hearing a story on here abou a punter who was disapointed wit the acurracy of the pics wen he arrived. He paniced,not knowin wat to do so he turned on his heels and ran for the door only to be trapped by the tricky door latch,also remember someone givin a bit of stick over it
    lol, god yes I remember that one, that was a funny one... haaaaaaahahahaha. I remember it a bit differently though where it was more like it was the person in the pics but someone just didn't like the look of the girl in real life so decided he would scram without explaning or being polite.
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    I had forgotten about that, thanks for the laugh WD-40, again

    I ran away from a punt for the first time ever this weekend,
    i had spent last weekend pm'ing a certain lady on here only to be let down.i wont name her because id still like to see her eventually and i think she was genuine.
    I had drove to the area only to be disappointed so i arranged with a similar type of escort in the same area,give u a hint dublin 4.she took a last min appointment so fair play for that , but, her photos are very dated and i wasnt happy so i decided to run away.i pretend to follow her down the hall and as soon as she took a few steps i turned on my heels and fuckin legged it.i got to the door and i cudnt open the bloody latch,took my about 20 seconds to open the fuckin door. Im sure she was standing behind me lookin at me and thinkin wat the fuck is this bloke at. I honestly thought i was trapped for a min and wanted to cry,but then it opened so i ran like the wind nearly gettin hit by a car on the way.worst weekend ever

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    Im way too cool for that,

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Lesson of the day, wd-40 is no good to open stiff doors
    I thought this was a funny retort

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    Funny stuff alrite,glad u dug that up. Ngn, i tink i did eventually concede that i may not hav handled the situation in the best way. Tink il go back,she be even older now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Escorts get people from all walks of life and from many backgrounds, possibly with a lot of issues about sex. We know about the pranksters, religious people etc., but what about strange behaviour from clients?

    So I'd love to hear of any stories you have of weird behaviour on the client's part, or something he's said or asked of you or worn or brought along, or something weird that happened. Or some time you left a client and thought "what a weirdo!!" Please tell us, but nothing that would personally identify a client that he wouldn't be happy with sharing.
    I would love to, but to honest when I enter a room with a client what happens there is confidential. To pull out a story that may be recognised by the person involved is inforgivable. I am sure, reading some threads that some men are convinced that we all get together and cackle about our clients. I can assure you, for me and many others, that is not the case.

    Besides, the book will be 19.95.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I would love to, but to honest when I enter a room with a client what happens there is confidential. To pull out a story that may be recognised by the person involved is inforgivable. I am sure, reading some threads that some men are convinced that we all get together and cackle about our clients. I can assure you, for me and many others, that is not the case.

    Besides, the book will be 19.95.
    May I pre-order that book?
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