I'm moving from my plush accommodation next week to a more ideal modest sized place in a posh area I am being asked by friends & neighbors when the housewarming party will be friends say they'll cook for me bring drink etc, thing is I really dont want any housewarming party I've spent a right few bob on mirrors all around the bedroom for no other reason than I can watch myself on the job they'll all say I'm kinky(which is true) theres the thing about my locker full of knickers(robbed them all) in my bedroom too I know people will snigger ask questions about whats in the keyed locker I was able to hide it in the other place people are deadly u know plenty of nosey cunts around I know someones gonna spill drink on my lovely new carpets they'll want to drink all night- Whats the drill about housewarming parties I've no experience of them does everyone have one when they move to a new place I'm gonna disappoint a few people if I dont have one?