... right lads, coming into the weekend, got your punting money ready, but the girl you want isn't answering her phone / says she's busy / forwards your number and description onto the guards? Improve your chances of nailing the escort you want by saying something sweet to her on this thread!

Go on, abandon your pride. Let your inner poet engorge on some metaphors and then spurt them forth in a hot stream. Post some pics of red flowers. Say something nice about her smile, her eyes, her skin, or her tits if you can get away with it. The point is to make them smile and giggle girlishly so they give you a bit more "extra" next time around, youknowwotimsayin? Sure you do.

Chix love it.