Perfect...
Perfect...
dissappointed by response.... come on guys and gals
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Er, 3ft tall with a flat head to rest your beer on, a brazillian ass, french accent, a penchant for blowjobs and inbuilt remote control?
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Cleaning and cooking skills would be also required...lol..Originally Posted by lucy chambers
I have lived a life of regrets.
Dumb, taned, french, slim, 6ft, blonde, bi, ninfo and loaded. lol
Does she exist ?
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the perfect woman = An Angel in the kitchen & a whore in the bedroom...
this has been covered soooooooo many times, no wonder nobody wants to reply.
Link Please, does she ever come to Dublin
Ah a jordie accent or a glasgow accent,
Hair colour doesn't bother me
curvy figure with ample chest
pert arse that looks good in any pair of jeans and heels
now personality traits
insatiable appetite for me!!!
Capable of holding a proper conversation (including, but not limited to sports)
Gets aroused by me flirting with other women
would occasionally suggest threesome with her hot friend coz she gets lonely too
Loves Guinness farts
Last edited by smithsheldon; 13-08-10 at 13:02. Reason: The Guinness farts oh they're a deal breaker
lucy you got it spot on
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My best friend is male. He tells me the secrets of the brotherhood..lucy you got it spot on
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