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    said lady should have deepthroat ability to bait the band, deedin she should........................ says i. for'n deepthroat inside in a womans throat, well............ tid a sacred thang, deedin it is.
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Er, 3ft tall with a flat head to rest your beer on, a brazillian ass, french accent, a penchant for blowjobs and inbuilt remote control?
    Link Please, does she ever come to Dublin


    Ah a jordie accent or a glasgow accent,
    Hair colour doesn't bother me
    curvy figure with ample chest
    pert arse that looks good in any pair of jeans and heels

    now personality traits
    insatiable appetite for me!!!
    Capable of holding a proper conversation (including, but not limited to sports)
    Gets aroused by me flirting with other women
    would occasionally suggest threesome with her hot friend coz she gets lonely too
    Loves Guinness farts
    Last edited by smithsheldon; 13-08-10 at 13:02. Reason: The Guinness farts oh they're a deal breaker

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    lucy you got it spot on
    Carpe Diem

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Master View Post
    lucy you got it spot on
    My best friend is male. He tells me the secrets of the brotherhood..
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

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