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    Default The Angel of The Lord Hangs over Me.

    Today so far;

    Went around a cornor and some goofy farmer drives a wide load in a tractor around it too. Close.Had to slap on the brakes.

    Driving on a straight of road and this guy in front crawling along. A push bike ahead of him. I go to overtake and as he passes the push bike ,he gets the bright idea of serving well wide of the bike and out in front of me.Had to slap on the brakes.

    Driving around a cornor and a guy shoots out from a petrol station. Had to slap on the brakes.

    Driving in a straight stretch and this dog decides to see if he can make it over to the other side fast and had to slap on the brakes.

    So what did you do all morning? I slapped on the brakes.

    off to buy high powered Jerusalem Cruisers,
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    PS if anyone has a request for jesus let me know.

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    Upcoming lottery numbers, please. Have them appear in my afternoon soup if he could.
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    Slow down.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
    Upcoming lottery numbers, please. Have them appear in my afternoon soup if he could.
    3, 6, 11, 32, 35, 87

    bonus no is 90,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    3, 6, 11, 32, 35, 87

    bonus no is 90,
    Westside.
    Wouldn't that be weird if they actually were...? (Twilight Zone music plays)

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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Slow down.............
    In the above moments i was travelling

    (1) about 25

    (2) about 55

    (3) about 40

    (4) about 20


    taking it easy,
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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Wouldn't that be weird if they actually were...? (Twilight Zone music plays)
    They need a bigger drum,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Today so far;

    Went around a cornor and some goofy farmer drives a wide load in a tractor around it too. Close.Had to slap on the brakes.

    Driving on a straight of road and this guy in front crawling along. A push bike ahead of him. I go to overtake and as he passes the push bike ,he gets the bright idea of serving well wide of the bike and out in front of me.Had to slap on the brakes.

    Driving around a cornor and a guy shoots out from a petrol station. Had to slap on the brakes.

    Driving in a straight stretch and this dog decides to see if he can make it over to the other side fast and had to slap on the brakes.

    So what did you do all morning? I slapped on the brakes.

    off to buy high powered Jerusalem Cruisers,
    Westside.

    PS if anyone has a request for jesus let me know.
    Maybe if you drove on the left hand side of the road you wouldn't have to keep slapping on the brakes to oncoming traffic..

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Maybe if you drove on the left hand side of the road you wouldn't have to keep slapping on the brakes to oncoming traffic..
    I try not to drive too close to the left. They advise that but i have seen too many ppl hit, doors of cars hit and motorbike accidents to keep into the left. I try and stay out a little bit. You can always move in if needed.Not always easy to move out though if something jumps out in front of you.

    If i was in by the left with the dog i would have hit him.

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    Last edited by Westsidex; 05-08-10 at 14:07.

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