Dear Dick

[Dick Spunk]

Hundreds of problems coming in, Todays problem comes all the way from Jimmy in Cabra-

Dear Dick,
My problem is about the plumbing in my toilet, you see 3 weeks ago the
ball cock in my toilet broke, so I do what you are suppose to do- I
called a plumber, My girlfriend Mandy (pictured below) was at home
and she let him in. He fixed the ballcock, and Mandy paid him 200e from my
money, she also said he was a good looking guy, with big muscles and a nice
hard penis. Anyway all was okay until the ballcock broke again the next
day, again I called the same plumber- Mandy said he was a good worker, and
he came and fixed it, 200e more for this guy, and Mandy later told me he
enjoys her sex toys.
Anyhow the next day the fucking ballcock broke again, this guy came, and
again the same routine. Now the ballcock has broken every single day
for 3 weeks now, each time Mandy letting him in to fix it, and it has
cost me over 5000e by now- this is my question for you- does this fucking guy
know what he is doing? Thanks, Jimmy.



Jimmy, this guy knows exactly what he is doing- there is nothing wrong with your ballcock, in fact there is apparently nothing wrong with his ballcock either, you see the only plumbing this guy is fixing is the plumbing inside your girlfriend, her arse, cunt and so on- get my drift ?
As for Mandy, she was my girlfriend once, and I also fixed a lot of her plumbing.
Hope that helps- Dick.