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Hello to all, yet another letter today, this time from Paddy in Clondalkin

Dear Dick,
I need your help, last week I was feeling a little horny, and decided to visit
an escort, I decided on Noeleen, who described herself as a 30 something Irish
lady, adding that her sexual favorites were CIM, Anal and watersports.
This was just what I felt like and so arranged to call to her apartment, she
answered the door wearing some nice lingerie, and once in I gave her 250e
and told her I wanted her favorites. Then it happened- she took down her
knickers to reveal a penis bigger than mine, yes a fucking penis !- and this
fucking cock was huge ! I include a photo, and as you see- it is massive
compared to mine !
My jaw dropped when I seen it, and before I knew it she thrust her cock
into my mouth, pumping away saying" I BET YOU LIKE THIS, DONT YOU?"
She spent 20 minutes pumping this cock into my mouth before cumming,
then she took it out, shoved it up my arse, and began shagging me !
After cumming in my arse, she pissed into my face, asked me did I enjoy
myself, and told me to leave as she had another client arriving shortly.
I arrived home covered in piss and spunk, I did not even get a chance to
shag Noeleen myself. I feel deceived, what do you think ? - Paddy.


Paddy- what the fuck are you complaining about? You knew her favorites before you went to her, and as you say she had them with you. As for her huge penis which she surprised you with- HA! its not really all that big ! Fuck- you should see the size of mine, massive compared to Noeleens, especially when I see a blond in a mini skirt. Dick.