Yet another problem for today, from Nick in Dublin-
Dear Dick,
I have a problem and I want your opinion on it, it all began last week
when I went to visit this mature escort- Rita, you see I have always
had this fantasy about been a naughty schoolboy with a sexy bitchy
schoolteacher dominating me, I told Rita this, and she agreed to play out
this role for me, I arrived at her place, and she opened the door dressed like
this (see my picture below), Yummy Yummy I thought. I gave her 300e, and
she took me to a room, then she gave me a pencil and copybook, and
ordered me to write out 5000 times- I MUST NOT BE A NAUGHTY SCHOOLBOY,
she then left me alone in the room, an hour later I had just finished
the 5000 lines when she came back. I asked her when do I get sex and
she me to go home and write out 10000 times- I MUST NOT ASK NAUGHTY
QUESTIONS. Now I have just finished those 10000 fucking lines, it took
me 3 fucking hours to do them, and I cant help thinking- theres something
fucking missing here!
What do you think?
No Nick, there nothing amiss here, you got what you asked her for, didnt you.
And dont be complaining about the fucking lines, in my day in school, if you asked the wrong thing to the Christian Brothers, you got a whack on your fucking head.
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .
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