From start to Fart??????

[poggo]

I was wondering how long is it after one meets a girl or boy,(yes I have heard girls do it too) does
one feel comfortable to fart in their presence???? Is it solely a time thing or the level of comfort or
disregard one feels in their company????...maybe there is a mathematical expression that those in
the know could share?????


Curiously


Pogg............

[Dirty Harry]

I was wondering how long is it after one meets a girl or boy,(yes I have heard girls do it too) does
one feel comfortable to fart in their presence???? Is it solely a time thing or the level of comfort or
disregard one feels in their company????...maybe there is a mathematical expression that those in
the know could share?????


Curiously


Pogg............

its not the kinda thing you should deliberately do in front of a lady i will give you an example a very good mate of mine had this wonderful girlfriend that anyone would to have he use to alway fart in front of her he though this very funny even when he would be in bed with her he use to put her head under the covers and hold her there and let a ripper of a fart go he use to tell me this and it was true indeed as his then girlfriend had also told me about his bad behaviour well she broke it off with him and i can't blame her at all so be careful where you let rip my good friend

[poggo]

its not the kinda thing you should deliberately do in front of a lady i will give you an example a very good mate of mine had this wonderful girlfriend that anyone would to have he use to alway fart in front of her he though this very funny even when he would be in bed with her he use to put her head under the covers and hold her there and let a ripper of a fart go he use to tell me this and it was true indeed as his then girlfriend had also told me about his bad behaviour well she broke it off with him and i can't blame her at all so be careful where you let rip my good friend

Ok this is commonly known as a dutch oven, why i do not know...

Poggo...

[Nicole]

Once you fart , romance is over..................................heheh im only kidding.
I wouldnt brake with guy over farting

[Dirty Harry]

Once you fart , romance is over..................................heheh im only kidding.
I wouldnt brake with guy over farting

even if he held your head under the cover and did it all the time i bet you would give him his walking papers and who would blame you

[punterminator]

even if he held your head under the cover and did it all the time i bet you would give him his walking papers and who would blame you

Nah, the dutch oven is a rite of passage. Once you've given your bird one, next stop marriage.. It's the ultimate in sharing..

[rover]

Once you fart , romance is over..................................heheh im only kidding.
I wouldnt brake with guy over farting

If I farted the romance would be over, if you farted Nicole, I'd consider it my lucky day.

[Nicole]

If I farted the romance would be over, if you farted Nicole, I'd consider it my lucky day.

mmm I will think about it Rover, ahem how many lucky days would u like to have, should I eat beans for din din today???

[Dirty Harry]

i got a dutch oven on the second date needlesss to say i never returned

stinky stinky men

you were right not to show for seconds its funny that i never knew it was called a dutch oven until this thread started

[poggo]

Once you fart , romance is over..................................heheh im only kidding.
I wouldnt brake with guy over farting

I am glad to know that Nicole now i can relax when we next meet..you left some personal items last time you visited i will drop them off


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