From start to Fart??????

[Dirty Harry]

When my partner breaks wind (they don't fart) in public I take the blame and apologise, there's some fairytales that hurt nobody to uphold

ah the perfect gentleman there not too many guys would do that if she was on the eggs the night before would you still take the blame i wonder

[anon361]

ah the perfect gentleman there not too many guys would do that if she was on the eggs the night before would you still take the blame i wonder

I'm safe with eggs, it's Baileys and ice I have to watch out for, if she lets one of those rip the dog will even leave the room

[Dirty Harry]

I'm safe with eggs, it's Baileys and ice I have to watch out for, if she lets one of those rip the dog will even leave the room

i get the picture anon if you ever have vistors over at your house when this happens don't you take the blame for that blame the dog thats what dogs are for lol

[An don]

What ever about squeezing one out in front of her and blaming others . Its the day you can lift your ass of the chair and let fly with a ripper ,then you know you have struck gold

[rover]

Once you fart , romance is over..................................heheh im only kidding.
I wouldnt brake with guy over farting

If I farted the romance would be over, if you farted Nicole, I'd consider it my lucky day.

[Dirty Harry]

i got a dutch oven on the second date needlesss to say i never returned

stinky stinky men

you were right not to show for seconds its funny that i never knew it was called a dutch oven until this thread started

[Cable87]

Nah, the dutch oven is a rite of passage. Once you've given your bird one, next stop marriage.. It's the ultimate in sharing..

I take it then that you're a 'happily' married man??

[poggo]

Once you fart , romance is over..................................heheh im only kidding.
I wouldnt brake with guy over farting

I am glad to know that Nicole now i can relax when we next meet..you left some personal items last time you visited i will drop them off


Poggo...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx

[Sensual Delights]

Not even in my long time relationships I did something like that in front of my partner.
Accidents during sleep maybe happened, however I am not aware.

I am a bit old fashion here but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Funnily enough, all my past men didn't have a problem doing it in front of me.
I am not put off or anything, I just think that some things should never be shared.

[Dirty Harry]

Not even in my long time relationships I did something like that in front of my partner.
Accidents during sleep maybe happened, however I am not aware.

I am a bit old fashion here but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Funnily enough, all my past men didn't have a problem doing it in front of me.
I am not put off or anything, I just think that some things should never be shared.

thats correct i do agree that men should never share there wind with a lady but as rover says if it was a hot looking lady well i don't think i would mind too much LOL