Chat Jayne Up Competition

[bigpaws]

Wow! west has actually been proved wrong!! What a big fucking suprise that is ......... not for me of course but west himself and by a lady too!! That must be difficult for a chauvinist like you west??

Well done Patricia xx

[Dub Lad]

Eh excuse me westie I happen to work sure look at all the explaining i had to do about yesterday when millions got wiped from the market.. And also to spin it that its a great opportunity to buy the shares NOW NOW NOW..

Hard Working Economist

[westside]

Wow! west has actually been proved wrong!! What a big fucking suprise that is ......... not for me of course but west himself and by a lady too!! That must be difficult for a chauvinist like you west??

Well done Patricia xx

lots of ladies put me in my place and they are welcome to it.


You my friend have to pay for a ride.
Westside.

[bigpaws]

And you "my friend" wish you could AFFORD these ladies .......... for me of course money is no problem!
I can give my girlfriend EVERYTHING her little heart desires and still afford my expensive hobby ........ do you hate me, do ya?? hahahahahaha

Paws

[Jayne]

...My good friend Westside, for this classic

"I like every bone in your body, especially mine".

Thanks for everyones entries! In case your wondering how I decided which one I liked best, I made a random guy read out every single line that you all sent in, and this is just the one that made me smile most!

Now Westie, throw me some abuse. You know I love it

Look out for some more Jayne-related craziness soon!

Jayne xx

[sir cum sized]

I know this thread is so oooooold and over but i read them all and this one realy tickled the ribs.

Dublad
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, Particularly nice weather.

The ones never fail for me.
How would you like to go halfs on a bastard
or
Hows your belly fixed for a lodger.

Sir

[rover]

DO YOU CUM HERE OFTEN.

[sir cum sized]

She definitely had chicken pox at some stage

[Toppunter]

hi, is your name gillette?? Because I heard you're the best a man can get!!

[ber]

DO YOU CUM HERE OFTEN.

JESUS his like robbie keane missed aan open goal