similar here I went to the wrong apartment block knocked on the room door(heart in my mouth /butterflies as usual no answer left it a few minutes same again rang her she said 'you're only a timewaster' & dropped the phone I apologized by text never met nor heard from her- just as well there was noone at home in the wrong place I went to..
I went to the wrong hotel room. I knocked on the door several times and then this sleepy head peers through the door. We both looked at each other as if to say 'who the f**k are you?' before I realise that this was not a very ugly escort but some cretin that I had just woken up. Appologised and rang again to find out I was on the wrong floor!
You guys have had it easy. Here are a few that I can remember off the top of my head..
A gentleman asked me if I did watersports. No! I gaily replied, but I go to the gym all time!
I answered the door to a guy, and rushed him eagerly up the stairs. It was only when I slipped off my robe and went to give him a kiss that he looked startled - 'I've come to look at your boiler love, it's due its gas safety test....'
And the worst...while using my favourite vibrator with some abandon on a chap that looked blissed out, it slipped out of my fingers..and was promptly swallowed. Oops. Marigolds and a flashlight, anyone?
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I went to visit a lady a few years ago in a swanky apartment in D4. Unbeknown to me, the company I worked with at the time had a corporate apartment in that block. You can imagine my horror when I bumped into one of my oversea's colleagues when I was leaving. I had a polite chat with him and went on my merry way.
benin (29-08-10)
Meeting somebody I Know is always a concern with me Fran Tick. Not sure how i could explain being in the apt to them.
Rayden (29-08-10)