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    Do you like to chat to a Girl when you are Fucking her???? Other than "Fuck me harder and deeper baby", is the art of convo dead when your getting your rocks off????.....I ask that cause E.I. allow only 1,200 words in our Profiles,which for me been a chatterbox I hate!Anyway surely this young Lady, "Dina" (Link to Profile below) wins the "Gong" for the Fewest ever word said in a Profile Ever......JUST FOUR WORDS !!!!
    Dina, Dublin Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

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    That's quality! LOL!

    Talk about promoting yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan View Post
    Do you like to chat to a Girl when you are Fucking her???? Other than "Fuck me harder and deeper baby", is the art of convo dead when your getting your rocks off????.....I ask that cause E.I. allow only 1,200 words in our Profiles,which for me been a chatterbox I hate!Anyway surely this young Lady, "Dina" (Link to Profile below) wins the "Gong" for the Fewest ever word said in a Profile Ever......JUST FOUR WORDS !!!!
    Dina, Dublin Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
    I can imagine a review.

    " Started with OWO and page three of Wuthering Heights. On to Doggy and i caught up up some reading on page 35 of the Oxford dictionary. Missionary was great and i particulartly loved the pics on page 22 of Forgotten Cork. Finished off with CIM and page 59 of The Tudors. All in all a great punt."

    I always bring a good book with me in case something exciting happens at the last minute,
    Westside.

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    Yeah, that's a short advert alright! Perhaps her English is limited? VERY LIMITED.

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    Even though I’d say I’m shit in bed Siobhan I do love it when the escort talks really dirty when I’m on the job, making you feel like you’re a porn star.
    "Live for nothing or die for something, your call."

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    You mean like shove that hard cock in further and empty them fucking balls in me you dirty fucking whore lover???????

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    i do like a bit of dirty talk from a lady. Problem is though it usually makes me cum even quicker than normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan View Post
    You mean like shove that hard cock in further and empty them fucking balls in me you dirty fucking whore lover???????
    Yeah Siobhan pretty much something like that! LOL
    "Live for nothing or die for something, your call."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan View Post
    Do you like to chat to a Girl when you are Fucking her????
    No, not at all.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan View Post
    Other than "Fuck me harder and deeper baby", is the art of convo dead when your getting your rocks off????
    Indeed, something like that is likely to have me climbing off the bed, pulling my clothes back on and leaving. I guess that some guys like it but to me that is about as off putting as it can get.

    Don't get me wrong, no chatting during sex does not mean no chatting during an appointment. One of the nicest things that an escort ever said to me was "it's really nice talking to you." I cannot imagine truly enjoying a session that didn't involve some conversation.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan View Post
    .....I ask that cause E.I. allow only 1,200 words in our Profiles,which for me been a chatterbox I hate!
    You need to practice editing what you write. Prepare your profile as you would if there was no limit, see how many words you must lose and then look at what you have written and decide which words you can delete without losing the meaning. It is hard, at least as hard as writing well, but you can learn the art if you try.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan View Post
    Anyway surely this young Lady, "Dina" (Link to Profile below) wins the "Gong" for the Fewest ever word said in a Profile Ever......JUST FOUR WORDS !!!!
    The shortest profile that I have ever seen was a single smiley face without even a telephone number. A truly wonderful lady was just letting her many fans know that she was back in town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkskin View Post
    No, not at all.



    Indeed, something like that is likely to have me climbing off the bed, pulling my clothes back on and leaving. I guess that some guys like it but to me that is about as off putting as it can get.

    Don't get me wrong, no chatting during sex does not mean no chatting during an appointment. One of the nicest things that an escort ever said to me was "it's really nice talking to you." I cannot imagine truly enjoying a session that didn't involve some conversation.



    You need to practice editing what you write. Prepare your profile as you would if there was no limit, see how many words you must lose and then look at what you have written and decide which words you can delete without losing the meaning. It is hard, at least as hard as writing well, but you can learn the art if you try.



    The shortest profile that I have ever seen was a single smiley face without even a telephone number. A truly wonderful lady was just letting her many fans know that she was back in town.
    Now smart ass,if we are to believe anything you say,(which i dont)how the fuck could anyone contact your "wonderful lady"if she didnt have a phone number???????.........theres one born every minute,guys!

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