Only if you use your big rod of love nautillus *goes off giggling*
Only if you use your big rod of love nautillus *goes off giggling*
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
Old blind Bob
Hanging Johnny
Tally Whacker
Fishing Rod
One Eye Trouser Trout
Hairy Hotdog
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siphon the python
Did someone mention "toss the salad"???? Coz that means havin your ass-hole eaten out....
My contribution-
Masturbation: To banish a White Russian from the Kremlin
Penis: The Fattening Rod. As in "I gave her a stir with the fattening rod....."
Vagina: The Nappy Dug-out. This one is popular on rap albums, nappy in this context refers to her curly bush
Sex: Making the beast with two backs, knockin boots, layin pipe, podging, playin hide the sausage, gettin to the roots of your forbidden fruit, baking phallic cake, freaky deaky, burning coal (if she's going Black, know what i'm sayin???), riding dick.....ah thats about it.....
Yes, the black ram was tupping the white yew, Desdemona had jungle fever, yo!!!
To give her a rattle or to give her a jump
they're my favourites!
And finally for the sake of inclusiveness:
Homosexual Anal Sex: Pulling train