I was planning to start a thread on vagina names before I saw this thread. Eerie no?
Reason being that I don't think there are any good-sounding names in English for that part of the female anatomy.
Pussy is just ok.
C**t is crude, and ignorant sounding.
Snatch is just silly.
Fanny does not mean a vagina anymore.
The only word that I find somewhat adequate is Quim, even if it is archaic. It sounds nice, not harsh, and it has a melodic quality that reflects the pleasure given by the item it describes.
Do other languages have some better slang terms for the vagina, I wonder? Portuguese is a wonderfully melodic and flowing language to my ear at least, even if I cannot understand it. Maybe there will be found a suitable candidate. Or French, the language of love. C'est vrai, n'est pas?
Maybe I should start a new thread on this?
As for the penis... I call mine Ronnie Corbett because it's small and makes people laugh.
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