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    Default Alternative names for genitalia

    Hello there chaps and chapettes!

    The English language is such a wonderful thing and is one of the mother tongues of this glorious planet. What is unique about the English language is it's ability to shape the meanings and connotations of words, allowing us to express ourselves in such a way that other languages find it nigh-on impossible to do.

    To celebrate the linguistic diversity of the English language, I would like to start a thread allowing us to share some of our 'penile' pseudonyms in order to amuse ourselves!

    Let me begin with a few for 'The Penis'

    Wang
    Pocket rocket
    Purple headed-love slug
    Meaty warrior
    Lamb cannon
    Kidney cracker
    Heat seeking moisture missile
    Giggle stick
    Twig n' berries
    Meat and two veg

    That should get the flow going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Hello there chaps and chapettes!

    The English language is such a wonderful thing and is one of the mother tongues of this glorious planet. What is unique about the English language is it's ability to shape the meanings and connotations of words, allowing us to express ourselves in such a way that other languages find it nigh-on impossible to do.

    To celebrate the linguistic diversity of the English language, I would like to start a thread allowing us to share some of our 'penile' pseudonyms in order to amuse ourselves!

    Let me begin with a few for 'The Penis'

    Wang
    Pocket rocket
    Purple headed-love slug
    Meaty warrior
    Lamb cannon
    Kidney cracker
    Heat seeking moisture missile
    Giggle stick
    Twig n' berries
    Meat and two veg

    That should get the flow going.
    You have way too much free time on your hands
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    You have way too much free time on your hands
    Haha! Says you! You took the time to read it, didn't you!
    Last edited by samlad; 23-07-10 at 10:41.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Haha! Says you! You took the time to read it, didn't you!
    Im a mod thats my Job, whats your excuse
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    I'm also a mod, encouraging discussions!

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    Besides... it's a good craic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    I'm also a mod, encouraging discussions!
    About what you call your knob.? Fascinating. Hopefully youll get a well thought out reply and have hours of 'stimulating' converstions about it
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    Haha! I call it my one-eyed trouser snake!

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    Ok talkimg about your joystick and crack in the same thread. maybe we should move this thread to the gay forum, right froggie
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    Dick
    Mickey
    John Thomas
    Percy

    Schlong (if you're Jewish)
    Dong (for the Chinese community)
    Dark Lord (for the Africans)

    Nightstick or baton (for the Gardai)
    Joy stick
    Sperm cannon
    Baldy lad (for those suffering with alopecia)
    One eyed snake
    Salami or Meatloaf (not for the vegetarians)

    Baguette avec fromage (for Thierry)

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