Hello there chaps and chapettes!
The English language is such a wonderful thing and is one of the mother tongues of this glorious planet. What is unique about the English language is it's ability to shape the meanings and connotations of words, allowing us to express ourselves in such a way that other languages find it nigh-on impossible to do.
To celebrate the linguistic diversity of the English language, I would like to start a thread allowing us to share some of our 'penile' pseudonyms in order to amuse ourselves!
Let me begin with a few for 'The Penis'
Purple headed-love slug
Heat seeking moisture missile
Twig n' berries
Meat and two veg
That should get the flow going.