I used to spend all my time designing home made wank toys....usually involving a pillow, a latex glove and a tub of lube....I knew I shouldve patented it at the time...I could be a rich wanker today if I had!
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I used to spend all my time designing home made wank toys....usually involving a pillow, a latex glove and a tub of lube....I knew I shouldve patented it at the time...I could be a rich wanker today if I had!
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Lets just say Im waiting for gillette to come out with a hand razor
Give Dirty Harry a shout he might lend you his veet hair removal dont think he is going to use the rest of the can.Originally Posted by Doozer
Lets just say Im waiting for gillette to come out with a hand razor
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Think you are pulling my leg with the replies to this thread .................
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I went to school with a lad who used to pop his percy between the cushions of his sofa and get himself off! Needless to say I declined his invitations to go round for a cup of tea!
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We are definatly pulling something Minxy but I can assure you its not your leg
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your bloody dead right there smithsheldonfair play to you
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Speaking of masturbation, I've added some quality phrases on the Alternative names for genitalia forum
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and how are they today any better you know what im talking about....your bloody dead right there smithsheldon
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