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    Dick Condoms are good 4Ur Heart!

    A doctor was always fucking his SeXy Nurse after surgery,and he loved filling her Pussy with his love juice.One Day she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.The months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange card in the mail today from Europe,and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
    Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'"
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    A man bumpted into me in my hotel lobby Today his elbow went into my tit.
    The man said oh sorry sweetheart but if your heart is as soft as your breast,I know you'll forgive me.'
    I said back to him oh dont worry love....if your Cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 141!!!!

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