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Still, a lot of hassle. Mop up the blood, wipe the brain matter off the wall, prise teeth out of antique chest-of-drawers. And, of course, hide your growing erection in case family think you're weird. Better off just holing up in the bathroom until intruder has gone.
Can you now booby-trap your house with all manner of gruesome devices?
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miles ahead of yaOriginally Posted by BootSlick55
now all i need are some thiefs
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Anybody comes into my house uninvited is going out on a stretcher!
Never could understand how someone with a wife and child couldn't protect them if someone broke in.
At least now they can without fear of the law.
finally something that makes sense. This is indeed the way it should be.
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