I think most of these things tend to be related in some way.......I mean Ex P seems to have his mickey in his hands a lot of the time......therefore Ex P seems to have a lot of time on his hands.........ipso facto, by logical mathematical deduction, Time = Mickey in Hand or T=MiH. If you want to add some physics to this theory just introduce force, pressure per square inch being exerted and the heat induced by friction......Ex P, the father of penile science.