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    Dick Nymphomania in the European Union

    Had a sleepless night so this passed some time. I recently wondered how much of Europe had I shagged. So I thought a bit and this is what I found. I shagged 11 nationalities, Irish, English, Scottish, Spanish, Dutch, Portuguese, French, Italian, Polish, Danish and German as non-escorts

    In escort terms, I shagged all of the European Union, every single country apart from:

    Finland
    Sweden
    Bulgaria
    Estonia
    Greece
    Luxembourg
    Malta
    Slovenia
    Belgium
    Iceland
    Cyprus


    It’s a ball’s because I reckon these are all crap apart from Sweden. Never had a Swedish chick yet. I hear they’re great though.

    So I sat back some more and thought how many global nationalities had I shagged, in escort and non-escort terms. It took some time but I think it’s very accurate. The total figure I came up with is 43:

    Austrian, Czech Republican, Danish, French, German, Hungarian, Irish, Italian, Latvian, Romanian, Albanian, Lithuanian, Dutch, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovakian, Spanish, Scottish, English, Norwegian, Ukrainian, Argentinean, Brazilian, Mexican, Venezuelan, Colombian, Surinamese, Cuban, American, Canadian, South African, Russian, Iranian, Indian, Nigerian, Australian, New Zealander, Chinese, Japanese, Filipino, Malaysian, and Indonesian. Ok many were escorts but not all, approx half and half


    It’s very competitive but i think the top 5 were Spanish, Italian, Russian, Brazilian and Cuban. I reckon there’s bound to be tonnes of lads here with a similar resume. Am I correct? I would also like to note that I don’t bother writing reviews. Only one recently which was deleted


    Looking forward to some feedback
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    Iranian? Details, Please.

    And no Welsh rarebit?

    (BTW Your sister doesn't count so cross Irish off the list, )
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    Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
    Iranian? Details, Please.

    And no Welsh rarebit?

    (BTW Your sister doesn't count so cross Irish off the list, )
    ffs you must never had his sister...boy does she count.

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    Boys your sisters are lovely and they continue to count every single time i slip inside

    The Iranian girl was Swiss born but Iranians regardless of where they are born call themselves Iranian. Not easy to pull i can assure you. Your own sister was much easier


    Anyway i already forgot several. Adding to my diverse list:

    Korean – Dublin – Crap punt
    Croatian – Amsterdam – Delightful lady. Personification of beauty
    Moldovan – Dublin – Good punt (advertised as Italian)
    Thai – Amsterdam – Great punt, tiny bird, exotic, very beautiful
    Bosnian – Donegal – Crap punt (advertised as Hungarian)
    Jamaican – Belfast – Horribly crap punt (advertised as Cuban)
    Swiss – escort and non escort – Dublin and Barcelona
    Dominican – Galway – Total babe
    Greek – Dublin – Average punt
    Puerto Rican – Galway – Quality punt – Stunner
    Paraguayan/Uruguayan – Can’t remember which – Dublin – Crap punt


    Luxembourger (Brenda beauty babe?) and Maltese (may have been listed as Italian) could be in there too but I’m not fully sure. Thus I’ll not add them.

    And that’s over only 9 years, age 21-30. Was a late bloomer. First was Australian non-escort (lovely girl, sexy accent), last was Venezuelan – bad punt. I’ve self diagnosed sex addiction. It’s to be embraced not suppressed, in my opinion

    In fact, 4 days in Amsterdam alone, had 9 different nationalities. Costing a lavish 800 euro (all hookers that time). 2 years ago.

    So 54 is the total number of sexual nationalities. That’s bucketfuls of ejaculation, I’m afraid to admit!


    So lads tott up your nationalities and feel free to share
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    Not a bad list at all, Romanticman!


    My own list/world map reads similarly, with only a few discrepancies between us. I've had a good bit of Europe, more than half of it if you combined escorts and non-escorts. Funny enough, all of Scandinavia has thus far gone completely unrepresented, and I've still never landed a French girl (although the Tunisian girl I was banging just last week in France does have a French passport).

    One that will always stand out in my mind was my first ever professional. She was from Egypt, I was in on my first trip to Amsterdam, I was 24 years old. To this day she was easily one of the top 3 most beautiful and exotic women I've ever seen in my life, nevermind had sex with! The Hungarian and Bulgarian women are also noteworthy in my book, they being some of the most beautiful I've ever seen in Amsterdam. But Italian women hold a special place in my heart, best sex of my life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticman View Post
    Boys your sisters are lovely and they continue to count every single time i slip inside

    The Iranian girl was Swiss born but Iranians regardless of where they are born call themselves Iranian. Not easy to pull i can assure you. Your own sister was much easier


    Anyway i already forgot several. Adding to my diverse list:

    Korean – Dublin – Crap punt
    Croatian – Amsterdam – Delightful lady. Personification of beauty
    Moldovan – Dublin – Good punt (advertised as Italian)
    Thai – Amsterdam – Great punt, tiny bird, exotic, very beautiful
    Bosnian – Donegal – Crap punt (advertised as Hungarian)
    Jamaican – Belfast – Horribly crap punt (advertised as Cuban)
    Swiss – escort and non escort – Dublin and Barcelona
    Dominican – Galway – Total babe
    Greek – Dublin – Average punt
    Puerto Rican – Galway – Quality punt – Stunner
    Paraguayan/Uruguayan – Can’t remember which – Dublin – Crap punt


    Luxembourger (Brenda beauty babe?) and Maltese (may have been listed as Italian) could be in there too but I’m not fully sure. Thus I’ll not add them.

    And that’s over only 9 years, age 21-30. Was a late bloomer. First was Australian non-escort (lovely girl, sexy accent), last was Venezuelan – bad punt. I’ve self diagnosed sex addiction. It’s to be embraced not suppressed, in my opinion

    In fact, 4 days in Amsterdam alone, had 9 different nationalities. Costing a lavish 800 euro (all hookers that time). 2 years ago.

    So 54 is the total number of sexual nationalities. That’s bucketfuls of ejaculation, I’m afraid to admit!


    So lads tott up your nationalities and feel free to share
    I see your trying to give every nationality a little bit of Irsh inside them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cable87 View Post
    Not a bad list at all, Romanticman!


    My own list/world map reads similarly, with only a few discrepancies between us. I've had a good bit of Europe, more than half of it if you combined escorts and non-escorts. Funny enough, all of Scandinavia has thus far gone completely unrepresented, and I've still never landed a French girl (although the Tunisian girl I was banging just last week in France does have a French passport).

    One that will always stand out in my mind was my first ever professional. She was from Egypt, I was in on my first trip to Amsterdam, I was 24 years old. To this day she was easily one of the top 3 most beautiful and exotic women I've ever seen in my life, nevermind had sex with! The Hungarian and Bulgarian women are also noteworthy in my book, they being some of the most beautiful I've ever seen in Amsterdam. But Italian women hold a special place in my heart, best sex of my life!


    Nice one bud. Egyptian would be exotic alright. Middle eastern are really attractive too, in general. Very very conservative though. Not the type that would indulge in casual sex too often. Iranians have the most stunning eyes ever. The most exotic i ever had was probably the Thai chica. Damn was she hot. Sexy laugh too. I’ve a serious thing for nice accents. Find them to be such a turn on like the aussie accent. Melts my heart and awakens my third leg.

    Believe it or not, for a while now Italians have been my number 1. There not easy to pull but are lovely and easy going when you chat them up and press the right buttons. Some are very tall and abit aloof but i go for the more petit, slim cutties.

    The accent alone is very sexy indeed and they have a nice fiery type personality. On 3 occasions Italians ladies have told me that “the irish and Italians are the same”, they actually mean it as in personalities are similar, easy going, fun, jolly and chirpy i think is what they mean. Mate had honeymoon in Italy and he also reckons there’s many similarities between the irish and the Italians. Suits me, i won’t complain about that. Any connection with the Italian chicas is all good. What’s cool is how so many of their words end in vowels, Ciao, Bella, Roma, Come esta, Gratia, etc. And the way their so happy and passionate

    French are gamey enough. Can be pretty frisky under the sheets too. Not so sure about Bulgarian myself but in general the East European and the south East European are very nice indeed 


    But aside from all this Benin’s sister beats all these foreign chicks, hands down
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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticman View Post
    It’s a ball’s because I reckon these are all crap apart from Sweden. Never had a Swedish chick yet. I hear they’re great though.
    Check out Scarlett who is in Cork at the moment... she is truly beautiful, just wish I had the cash to visit her this week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny Cork View Post
    Check out Scarlett who is in Cork at the moment... she is truly beautiful, just wish I had the cash to visit her this week.

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    Hold on a second. I actually met Scarlett in Galway a few years ago. Completely forgot about her. Lovely lady

    I can probably add Swedish to the list so

    Shes English/Swedish, has nice London accent. But still, half Swedish is still Swedish i suppose. Great kisser from what i recall

    And she really likes Irish guys. Damn i have good memory The Swedish accent is nice, soft and mellow. Poetic sounding too like the Welsh accent
    Last edited by romanticman; 19-07-10 at 19:17.

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    Jeez, Im gonna take a time out and have to come up with my world fuck list!!
    Not long back from oz, got a cracking oz chick in sydney!!!!
    Looked quite a bit like Rosie Webster (Helen Flanagan) from Corrie with an Oz accent!!! Sexy, sultry and managed to make me cum from just sucking me off and that has only happened two or three times ever!!!

    What I was quite impressed with though, got to shag a girl from Papa New Guinea!!!

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