If I could rid the world of one bit of technology it would be the mobile phones. They are a scourge.

People walking around the streets like zombies texting and calling each other because they can't occupy themselves for a few minutes. I was sitting in my local last night and a couple at the bar were texting away and not paying any attention to each other. How miserable is that?

'Why didn't you answer? did you not get my text? why was your phone off?' I don't know how many relationships have been ruined in one way or another by the mobile phone.

Anyone ever had someone overtake them doing 90mph and sending a text?

I am I alone here?