What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?????
If we don't get some support soon,ppl will think we're nuts.
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?????
If we don't get some support soon,ppl will think we're nuts.
I have lived a life of regrets.
Guys do you know what’s so bad about being a COCK ?????????????? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole....your master covers you in a fucking plastic bag, and every time you get excited you fucking spew........I'TS THE WAY I TELL 'EM !!!!!!
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Whats the difference between a Whore and and a Cock ??????????
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One says "Cock-A Doodle Doo"........the other...... "Any Cock will do!!
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.
Q: did you hear about the magic tractor
A: it went down the country road and turned into a field.
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them down, make a tyre and call it a goodyear
What are the small bumps around a womans nipple for?
Its braille for "suck here"
What is a mans ultimate embarrassment?
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose