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Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because when they come, they're wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and car with them
Last edited by Navillus04; 17-07-10 at 09:02.
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Why was Phillips girlfriend annoyed?
Cos she found out his 24inch was a TV
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How much does a cockney pay for shampoo?
Pantene
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What do you call an Afghan virgin?
Never bin laid on
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Little Girl says 2 Mummy I know how we get Babies,Daddy sticks his thingy in Mummy's mouth and she sucks it!......Oh no sweetie,thats how we get money,flowers,chocolates,jewelery and shoes!!
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-Your so ugly when u walk into the bank they turn off the cameras
-Your so ugly when u were born they put tinted windows on your incubator
-Your so ugly I took u to see the zookeeper & he said ''Thanks for bringing him back''!
-Q:Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A: When she takes it off u wonder where her tits went
-Q:What did Adam say to Eve?
A:Stand back I dont know how big this thing gets
-Q:Who can make more cash in a week a drug dealer or an escort?
A: An escort because she can wash & resell her crack
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Well u did "TRY" and make me Laugh..but.............
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Ps....Thanks Guys for all the DiRtY Jokes U sent 2my Moby.....ROFL.....xx KEEP IT CUMNNNN !!! xx
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Old Man and Woman sit on da park bench everyday....2old 2 av Sex... so she just holds his Cock everyday.One day he's not there but she finds him on another bench beside another old doll and says "what da Fuck has she got that I avent".....he replies..."THE SHAKES!"
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Boy goes 2 Bookies wiv Grandad and asks him can he put bet on?....If u can touch ur arse wiv ur dick u can put a bet on,he says?..I cant boy says but goes next door and buys a lotto scratch card and wins 50,000 Euro! Grandad suggests they split it,but boy asks,can u touch ur arse wiv ur dick,Grandad?...Yes, I'm much older than u son!....Well go and Fuck Yourself!!!!!!!
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