Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette
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Q: What's the difference between a well known tyre brand and 365 blow jobs?
A: One's a Good Year, the other's a fucking great year
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A man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for 7 shots of tequila. The bartender asks "what are you celebrating?" The man says, " I've just had my first blowjob." The bartender says, " Wow, that is an event worth celebrating, let me buy you another." The man says" thanks, but if seven shots of tequila won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will!!!!
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An old Indian was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse."
"That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?"
"It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag."
Not dirty but funny !
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What did the doctor say to the prostitute when she complained no hair would grow on her vagina?
--> did you ever see grass grow on a busy high way?
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?: why do women have legsOriginally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan
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Q: What happens when a Whorehouse catches fire?
A: Some come out running and some run out coming!
a: did u ever c the mess snails leave behind them
2 word joke: midget shortage
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Q: What do you call a Russian with three testicles?
A: Who'dyaknickabollockov
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Q: What do you call a prostitute with no legs?
A: Cash and carry!
It's the way I tell 'em!
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There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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