Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because when they come, they're wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and car with them
Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because when they come, they're wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and car with them
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Why was Phillips girlfriend annoyed?
Cos she found out his 24inch was a TV
How much does a cockney pay for shampoo?
Pantene
What do you call an Afghan virgin?
Never bin laid on
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Little Girl says 2 Mummy I know how we get Babies,Daddy sticks his thingy in Mummy's mouth and she sucks it!......Oh no sweetie,thats how we get money,flowers,chocolates,jewelery and shoes!!
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-Your so ugly when u walk into the bank they turn off the cameras
-Your so ugly when u were born they put tinted windows on your incubator
-Your so ugly I took u to see the zookeeper & he said ''Thanks for bringing him back''!
-Q:Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A: When she takes it off u wonder where her tits went
-Q:What did Adam say to Eve?
A:Stand back I dont know how big this thing gets
-Q:Who can make more cash in a week a drug dealer or an escort?
A: An escort because she can wash & resell her crack
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Well u did "TRY" and make me Laugh..but.............
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Ps....Thanks Guys for all the DiRtY Jokes U sent 2my Moby.....ROFL.....xx KEEP IT CUMNNNN !!!xx
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Old Man and Woman sit on da park bench everyday....2old 2 av Sex... so she just holds his Cock everyday.One day he's not there but she finds him on another bench beside another old doll and says "what da Fuck has she got that I avent".....he replies..."THE SHAKES!"
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Boy goes 2 Bookies wiv Grandad and asks him can he put bet on?....If u can touch ur arse wiv ur dick u can put a bet on,he says?..I cant boy says but goes next door and buys a lotto scratch card and wins 50,000 Euro! Grandad suggests they split it,but boy asks,can u touch ur arse wiv ur dick,Grandad?...Yes, I'm much older than u son!....Well go and Fuck Yourself!!!!!!!
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