Originally Posted by
BootSlick55
You're gay looking, no matter what you might think. Otherwise this situation would not arise. FACT.
Solution = Hire your fav escort to go shopping with you. Kiss and cuddle. Maybe have LOUD SEX in the vegetable aisle. Problem solved.
For future ref, to avoid being mistaken for gay = scratch your balls regularly in public, talk loudly to strangers in pubs about football or formula 1 (but not rugby), and always have The Sun newspaper tucked under your arm when walking the streets. It works for me. FACT.