Serious Question

[debest]

I was startled how many peoples furniture has suffered at the hands of James. So I've decided to do a poll to see how deep this problem goes. At the end of the day I'm trying help Jimbo.....this is not how you should live your life.

So has any thing you own ever been Jimboed???

[benin]

i dont want to talk about it again...my furniture is stained for life in more ways than one. he needs help maybe the support group below might do some good?

http://www.humpingothersfurniture/jamescork.com

[JAMESCORK]

I am saddened by the amount to people I have hurt as a result of my problem with furniture. I have suffered this fetish for as long as I can remember. I was an only child and admit Movies were a big influence on my life. It all started as I was left unsupervised on the family couch watching some of the greats of the silver screen. Icons like Coucho Marks, Sofa Loren and Clarke Table to mention but a few. I loved that family couch and would cuddle in watching these greats for hours. Unfortunately my love of same couch turned into a fulfilling sexual relationship that I now find hard to shake off.

I do not want your sympathy or pity I only ask forgiveness from those I have hurt. Firstly Debest who’s couch will never be the same again. In my defense your couch is very attractive and after all I am only human. I am soo sorry for the trauma caused your unsuspecting settee. Benin, not as lucky as others to stop me in time, witnessed my climatic ruination of his best swing seat. I also apologize for using your throw cushion to an end to rectify the damage, in doing so only making things worse. Please forgive me. Vanessa, it was never my intention to interfere with your bed as you showered. I am utterly ashamed at what sight greeted you on your return. I now realize that replacement is the only option and I am willing to pay for same.

Having received three complaints I had considered that the only option for me is to bow out now and leave these boards for good to save any other member undue distress, but Westie has convinced me to stay on. Thank you West. I admire you.

Truly Yours
Jamescork. (Jimbop)

[vampirejackie]

Whats 'being Jimboed' ??? Is this lingo I am not getting lol

I have a cat called Jimbob, so I have been sat on by a Jimbob , licked by a Jimbob, nose kissed by a jimbob

[anon361]

Whats 'being Jimboed' ??? Is this lingo I am not getting lol

I have a cat called Jimbob, so I have been sat on by a Jimbob , licked by a Jimbob, nose kissed by a jimbob

Same as being Tango'd, he sneaks up on you and has his wicked way, looks the same as Mr Tango also

[vampirejackie]

Same as being Tango'd, he sneaks up on you and has his wicked way, looks the same as Mr Tango also

that advert is a blast from the past, not seen that in years lol

[MILF Hunter]

Whats 'being Jimboed' ??? Is this lingo I am not getting lol

same here, Jackie

lets get this term listed @ Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary for everyones benefit

lol

[poggo]

I am saddened by the amount to people I have hurt as a result of my problem with furniture. I have suffered this fetish for as long as I can remember. I was an only child and admit Movies were a big influence on my life. It all started as I was left unsupervised on the family couch watching some of the greats of the silver screen. Icons like Coucho Marks, Sofa Loren and Clarke Table to mention but a few. I loved that family couch and would cuddle in watching these greats for hours. Unfortunately my love of same couch turned into a fulfilling sexual relationship that I now find hard to shake off.

I do not want your sympathy or pity I only ask forgiveness from those I have hurt. Firstly Debest who’s couch will never be the same again. In my defense your couch is very attractive and after all I am only human. I am soo sorry for the trauma caused your unsuspecting settee. Benin, not as lucky as others to stop me in time, witnessed my climatic ruination of his best swing seat. I also apologize for using your throw cushion to an end to rectify the damage, in doing so only making things worse. Please forgive me. Vanessa, it was never my intention to interfere with your bed as you showered. I am utterly ashamed at what sight greeted you on your return. I now realize that replacement is the only option and I am willing to pay for same.

Having received three complaints I had considered that the only option for me is to bow out now and leave these boards for good to save any other member undue distress, but Westie has convinced me to stay on. Thank you West. I admire you.

Truly Yours
Jamescork. (Jimbop)

I am personally touched by this open addmission of what can only be described as a disturbing furniture related problem, which we all agree is the most serious of all disfunctional activities....your acceptance is of course the start of the healing process..and soon u will no doubt be able to operate in polite society without shame or embarressment.. or the need to carry plastic furniture covers..
I for one will support u in your recovery, and have ordered some of the suggested items to avoid any mishaps.. i would urge all others to do the same..you are indeed a brave man.. and I salute u..i am also grateful to Westie for useing his considerable skills of persausion in convincing u to stay with the people who can help u most...and may i add care deeply..



Poggo