Would you bang a pensioner ?

[Alec Horan]

Sorry about the title I just wanna grab your attention.

A Question for all here -Taking into account that the age of consent is 17 and addressing both escorts and punters I would like to know whats the oldest /youngest client/girl you would be willing to see.

Are there any 90 yr old Lotharios out there ?

Are there any punters who wouldn't touch anything less than 21 ? or older than 25 etc.

I was going to also ask about size but thats another thread altogether....isn't it ?

Why am I asking ? Well.. I suppose I'm planning my 100th B'day a little early.


Personally, as long as its legal and regardless of size I probably would.

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[Violette]

The oldest for me was 74, and the youngest was 18! I tend not to like the younger clients, I have nephews, cousins that are that age, and I just feel funny with anything under 25.
When I worked in Amsterdam, I would check IDs, if I suspected they were under age.

I have had a 15 year old call me one time from a land line, I scared the living shit out of him! I threatened to call back when his mother and father were home, and threatened to tell them completely what he was up to. I think he shat his pants. I never called, of course. But he stopped calling me though.

[thehighwayman]

Ronnie Wood still has a chance then.

[Patricia]

Well, I've always said I wouldn't kick Harrison Ford out of bed and he's now 66...

And normally I wouldn't go up to 77, but Sean Connery could jump in anytime so long as he promised to talk dirty to me in that lovely accent of his all the way through...

And hey, you haven't lived until you've spent a night with Clint Eastwood (78)

Pat x

[Quarterpoundher]

Well, I've always said I wouldn't kick Harrison Ford out of bed and he's now 66...

And normally I wouldn't go up to 77, but Sean Connery could jump in anytime so long as he promised to talk dirty to me in that lovely accent of his all the way through...

And hey, you haven't lived until you've spent a night with Clint Eastwood (78)

Pat x

Harrison Ford – The Empire strikes back
I don’t care how bad its smell ya hairy oaf, get in there…

Sean Connery – The Hunt for Red October
One ping Pricilli, and one ping only please…
Take Her up to periscope depth…

Clint Eastwood – Dirty Harry
The question you gotta ask yourself is did he shot 5,or did he shot 6 times, well do ya feel lucky Patricia? Do ya?

[Violette]

Well, I've always said I wouldn't kick Harrison Ford out of bed and he's now 66...

And normally I wouldn't go up to 77, but Sean Connery could jump in anytime so long as he promised to talk dirty to me in that lovely accent of his all the way through...

And hey, you haven't lived until you've spent a night with Clint Eastwood (78)

Pat x

Pat I would have to agree with you on Clint, he can 'go ahead and make my day' any ole time!
Sean, I would love to be his Moneypenny.
I would love to swing from vines, and slide down a mud hills with Harrison.
Oh and allow me to add Robert Redford! YUMMY, YUMMY!

[budgie1]

Would you bang a pensioner ?

NO but i would bang his wife

[Dirty Harry]

Well, I've always said I wouldn't kick Harrison Ford out of bed and he's now 66...

And normally I wouldn't go up to 77, but Sean Connery could jump in anytime so long as he promised to talk dirty to me in that lovely accent of his all the way through...

And hey, you haven't lived until you've spent a night with Clint Eastwood (78)

Pat x

so you like clint eastwood well will dirty harry do i'm 40 is that old enough

[Doozer]

so you like clint eastwood well will dirty harry do i'm 40 is that old enough

With a big piece right Harry ha ha

[rover]

The oldest for me was 74, and the youngest was 18! I tend not to like the younger clients, I have nephews, cousins that are that age, and I just feel funny with anything under 25.
When I worked in Amsterdam, I would check IDs, if I suspected they were under age.

I have had a 15 year old call me one time from a land line, I scared the living shit out of him! I threatened to call back when his mother and father were home, and threatened to tell them completely what he was up to. I think he shat his pants. I never called, of course. But he stopped calling me though.

How would you like that record broken?