Get her naked as soon as possible?
Exercise some restraint and act like a gentleman and take it slowly?
Wait for her to take the lead?
A little bit of foreplay?
Lots of foreplay, ie French Kissing?
Uniforms ect.?
Have a shower, have a drink and take your time?
Drink all her booze and end up falling asleep before you even start the punt.
You could always place the pasta and pasta sauce between her cheeks and that would make it all the more tastier, then suddenly you realise that you didn't place any meatballs in there .... where did they come from? How aweful, I will be going for a pint later, I'll need one after that.
Once a prick - always a prick.