How do you Start?

[rover]

rover.. i start by telling her that im here for a good time n not a long time!!
next i ask her if she can pin her legs behind her ears so that i may proceed with my fav pastime
YUMMY...simples..

I'd ask her if she could pin her legs in front of her ears, so I could start with my favourite pastime.

[Westsidex]

I'd ask her if she could pin her legs in front of her ears, so I could start with my favourite pastime.

Im eating here you bollox,
Westside.

[rover]

Im eating here you bollox,
Westside.

Switch your computer off then, it's rude to eat and be online, you bigger bollox.

[Westsidex]

Switch your computer off then, it's rude to eat and be online, you bigger bollox.

Well i must admit i didnt expect to open a thread about how would you start a punt and seeing a pic of a guy eating a womans arsehole while eating pasta and pasta sauce.

Going for a pint later Rover?

Men smell of wee,
Westside.

[rover]

Well i must admit i didnt expect to open a thread about how would you start a punt and seeing a pic of a guy eating a womans arsehole while eating pasta and pasta sauce.

Going for a pint later Rover?

Men smell of wee,
Westside.

You could always place the pasta and pasta sauce between her cheeks and that would make it all the more tastier, then suddenly you realise that you didn't place any meatballs in there .... where did they come from? How aweful, I will be going for a pint later, I'll need one after that.

[benin]

Switch your computer off then, it's rude to eat and be online, you bigger bollox.

so just to be clear...rover is a bollox...westie is a bigger bollox...then what am i?.....

[Westsidex]

so just to be clear...rover is a bollox...westie is a bigger bollox...then what am i?.....

A fetus,
Westside.

[aml]

A fetus,
Westside.

You should see a vet about that...

[benin]

A fetus,
Westside.

[Experienced Punter esq]

Im eating here you bollox,
Westside.

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