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    Smile Dear Dick,

    Dear Dick,
    I have a big problem. This Brunette Sweetie that i sort of knew, to say hi to, call me over at Xmas and said she was moving house and asked to swap phone nos. Met her with her friends st stephens night and she said to text her on the following Sat. I text her but it was abit late to go out and i heard nothing. So me being me said "fuck that " and deleted her no.
    Now time went on and i get hold of this blonde Sweetie , who i have had good eye contact with more than once. We start to go out about four weeks ago. Two weeks ago Westside goes to the shop and gets a tip on the back .I turn around and there is the Brunette Sweetie.Sweetie says did you get my new no and i said yep but i deleted it. She gives me a look reserved for tax bills and says that she will send it to me on the following day. And by the way she had a mini on and looked em nice. Anyway the following day comes and i hear nothing so i think shes gotten pissed off with me. Last Sat ,bang, text with new no. We text back and forth and she wants me to go out,im going for a spin to the beach instead. She says that she will come along someday and for me and her to meet up for "coffee".
    These are the two main Sweeties. My problem and q to you Dick is what can i do to heal that terrible burden of guilt to have two beautiful Sweeties in touch while i see and speak with sex starved men all the time? I feel so guilty and am full of remorse for them.What can i do Dick? I try to dream that they are both bi = 3bee.
    I feel such a terrible burden.
    Oh yeah just a half hour ago i go to indian takeaway to improve my cholesterol levels and two black sweeties come over to me while im texting outside and ask me to fix their phone and "am i looking for anyone".

    Please help me dick. Im suicidal with my thoughts.

    Wholehearted thanks in advance,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    Dear Dick,
    I have a big problem. This Brunette Sweetie that i sort of knew, to say hi to, call me over at Xmas and said she was moving house and asked to swap phone nos. Met her with her friends st stephens night and she said to text her on the following Sat. I text her but it was abit late to go out and i heard nothing. So me being me said "fuck that " and deleted her no.
    Now time went on and i get hold of this blonde Sweetie , who i have had good eye contact with more than once. We start to go out about four weeks ago. Two weeks ago Westside goes to the shop and gets a tip on the back .I turn around and there is the Brunette Sweetie.Sweetie says did you get my new no and i said yep but i deleted it. She gives me a look reserved for tax bills and says that she will send it to me on the following day. And by the way she had a mini on and looked em nice. Anyway the following day comes and i hear nothing so i think shes gotten pissed off with me. Last Sat ,bang, text with new no. We text back and forth and she wants me to go out,im going for a spin to the beach instead. She says that she will come along someday and for me and her to meet up for "coffee".
    These are the two main Sweeties. My problem and q to you Dick is what can i do to heal that terrible burden of guilt to have two beautiful Sweeties in touch while i see and speak with sex starved men all the time? I feel so guilty and am full of remorse for them.What can i do Dick? I try to dream that they are both bi = 3bee.
    I feel such a terrible burden.
    Oh yeah just a half hour ago i go to indian takeaway to improve my cholesterol levels and two black sweeties come over to me while im texting outside and ask me to fix their phone and "am i looking for anyone".

    Please help me dick. Im suicidal with my thoughts.

    Wholehearted thanks in advance,
    Westside.

    Okay you have problems here as you yourself know- too many women, and not enough time to refill your spunk tanks, you will need 2 things, daily injections of testosterone, to keep your pecker up to combat duty, and lots and lots of money (about 500e per day) to keep 2 women happy and available with their mini skirts on.
    Now I understand your job may not pay you 500e per day, so you will have to get a new, better paid job, how about male escort ? Interested? Then get in touch with Johnr, hes doing a roaring trade in Limerick, they are virtually queueing up outside his door demanding his services.
    Hope that helped you.
    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    so like dick are you the agony aunt.. super stuff i have a problem
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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    Default Yes he is an agony aunt and.......................................

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    so like dick are you the agony aunt.. super stuff i have a problem
    speicialises in therapuetic rehabilitation of Blackmailers.

    I can spell?
    Wetsdise.

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    Default Yes Dick........................ .........................................

    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    Okay you have problems here as you yourself know- too many women, and not enough time to refill your spunk tanks, you will need 2 things, daily injections of testosterone, to keep your pecker up to combat duty, and lots and lots of money (about 500e per day) to keep 2 women happy and available with their mini skirts on.
    Now I understand your job may not pay you 500e per day, so you will have to get a new, better paid job, how about male escort ? Interested? Then get in touch with Johnr, hes doing a roaring trade in Limerick, they are virtually queueing up outside his door demanding his services.
    Hope that helped you.

    Thank you. I will take 4 shots of test @500 daily supersetted with 100mg Anadrol.
    Then the boyo will be up to his duties and the Sweeties can keep me instead. Johnr? He tried to touch me once.
    I have one other big problem. I like the "Mature Lady" from time to time and Pat is pushing on. I dream nightly, about what she is like. What can i do to stop this terrible truama?

    Yours Always,
    Westside

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    now my gf is an escort which is grand my problem is a client has been talking very very bad behind her back so i stapled his mouth shut what shud i do am i full of hatred
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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    Smile Staples??????????????????????????????

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    now my gf is an escort which is grand my problem is a client has been talking very very bad behind her back so i stapled his mouth shut what shud i do am i full of hatred
    what did you use Staples for lad????????Try buying a new stapler and make sure you refill it. If all else fails try youe Speiciality of Blackmailing. Remember???

    I hate Religous Hypocrites,
    Westside.

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