Attention Punters, due to massive demand I have decided to open a problem page for you all, where hopefully I will use my humble experience to offer helpfull and constructive advice to fix your intimate and personnel problems, and we already have our first problem . . . . .
Dear Dick, My name is Paul, my problem concerns my wife, she wears mini
skirts all the time, mini skirts which I think are way too short, I include a
picture of her going out wearing one of her skirts, she is also refusing to
have sex with me, as she says she is too tired, I am also finding loads of used
condoms in our bedroom at home, which she says she knows nothing about,
and my neighbours tell me that lots of men visit my house every day, and my
wife lets them in, I have asked her about this, she says that they must be all
council workmen, trouble is, there is no work to be done in the house.
What should I do ? Dick, Help ! Paul.
Well, Paul, I think I know whats happening here, you see your wife is a escort while you are out at work, the so called workmen are actually punters, they give your wife money to shag her, usually in any position you can imagine, in fact she even has 15 punter reviews on this website, I myself have even visited her last week, where I spent 2 hours spunking and pissing onto her in your bedroom.
My advice to you- change that fucking wallpaper, its total crap.
Dick.
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .
Dear Dick . . . . . .
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