Smells!!!!

**ThomasJ** · 01-07-10, 08:32

Have a list as smells are a phobia of mine - top 3 are urine, vomit and sweat - really hate.

**Mr Magoo** · 01-07-10, 16:18

A zoo keeper in the Kruger Park assured me there is no smell to rival the one you get rolling an elephant's foreskin back.

I have no idea how he knew this or why he told me.

Sorry, I'll get my coat.

**Clifford** · 01-07-10, 16:35

Thats where "BRIE" comes from of course.

**aml** · 01-07-10, 16:38

Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

A zoo keeper in the Kruger Park assured me there is no smell to rival the one you get rolling an elephant's foreskin back.

I have no idea how he knew this or why he told me.

Sorry, I'll get my coat.

I will never look
at an elephant the same again

Thanks magoo...

**Mr Magoo** · 01-07-10, 16:46

I meant game keeper by the way, not zoo keeper.

A zoo keeper wouldn't get much business in a game reserve. Unless of course he was offering elephant foreskin-sniffing tours for the really twisted.

Ok, I'm leaving.

**Westsidex** · 01-07-10, 16:58

Originally Posted by ThomasJ

Have a list as smells are a phobia of mine - top 3 are urine, vomit and sweat - really hate.

Sounds like a nice stir fry,
Westside.

**aml** · 01-07-10, 17:08

Originally Posted by Westsidex

Sounds like a nice stir fry,
Westside.

Or a kebab...

**Westsidex** · 01-07-10, 17:17

Originally Posted by aml

Or a kebab...

Yes i like the sound of that.

Delicious spicy beef kebab smothered in a urine, vomit and sweat sauce washed by a glass of strawberry flavoured tom cats piss.

good for overall sleep,
Westside.

**sligobankman** · 01-07-10, 17:23

What about good smells????? I love the smell of freshly ground coffee!!

**Dirty Harry** · 01-07-10, 17:53

i hate the smell of that old spice aftershave i think its about time they stoped making it.....

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