Hey Lolifa.

[The_Yank]

Texas, the testicles of the US? Now, I'll admit that if you look at a map then Florida looks like the penis of the US, but that would make Alabama the testicles. If America needed an enema, they would insert the tube in Texas. That makes Texas the arsehole of the US. One of the biggest arseholes in the US hails from the longhorn state.

[westside]

Texas, the testicles of the US? Now, I'll admit that if you look at a map then Florida looks like the penis of the US, but that would make Alabama the testicles. If America needed an enema, they would insert the tube in Texas. That makes Texas the arsehole of the US. One of the biggest arseholes in the US hails from the longhorn state.

and to celebrate his unique acheivements ,i give you this.......................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nupdcGwIG-g


I take the short cut,
Westside.

[westside]

and to celebrate his unique acheivements ,i give you this.......................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nupdcGwIG-g


I take the short cut,
Westside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlTKSZlYpNM

they make a lovely bunch,
Westside.

[westside]

Ok guys, so here was the deal...

On 1st of April 2007 we uploaded the profile of an escort called Lolifa Pro (It's an anagram, think about it) from Texas who was offerring a service involving sheep from her farm in West Cork...

We really thought you guys would all get that it was an April Fools, like Ryanair offering cheap flights to the moon, Google offering a new broadband service that runs off the power of you toilet...

However, instead, not one person copped onto it, and we got over 50 enquiries for the services of Lolifa and her sheep!

Really, I never knew sheep were so genuinely popular

Well done ya Sweetie. You certainly caught Westside by the daddy bags. You really get all those enquiries for her and her sheep?

HAHAHHAHAHA hey bunch of aholes. I bet most of them were from Bandon. Sorry Lados. Have to stick with the dreams and Spunks old second hand mags.

You lied about your age so Sweetie,
Westside.