Mr Westside found a bird, it was looking most unwell
Westie picked it up and pampered it assuming it had fell
With heart of gold and good intentions to the vet he went
The bird was fixed and westie paid, glad for money well spent
But things got crazy in the car as Bird did shit and foul,
Poor old West was most upset - he did cry and howl
Thru open window the bird did fly to escape the mess it left
And West was left to rue the day and went off home bereft
Line Up The Ladies,
I'm Here To Impress,
Hand Over The Readies,
Prepare To Undress.