Originally Posted by
Alec Horan
I can see it now
Iish Times June 27th page 14
Violent Incident in City Internet Cafe.
A Limerickman, John Smith, no fixed abode, was arrested in a quayside Internet Cafe yesterday for causing affray. He was allegedly accessing a site devoted to prostitution when he made a personal phonecall which could be overheard by fellow cafe users. The subject of the conversation is believed to have included extremely detailed references of a sexual nature. It is not yet understood if Mr Smith wished to have said actions peformed on him or to perform them on another unknown person.
The cafe is around the corner from Ruhama and three of its staff member who happened to be having tea and scones in the cafe at the time Onora Dillon-Wittingstall (72), Constance Olembe (64) and Sr Mary Bridget Murphy (90) immediately challenged Mr Smith.
Mr Smith told the three ladies to 'F##K Off or else' and allegedly aimed a series of wild kicks and punches in their direction saying ' I know judo and karate I do, dont mess with me you bit##es !'
Police arrived promptly and it required 15 minutes and 8 police to arrest the man.
Throughout the 15 minutes the man screamed at the top of his voice ' DONT MESS WITH THE MOUSEY !!'
A hearing will be held tomorow morning.