Irish Arses Dirtiest in Europe

[armani man]

he did number 2 , and didnt even flush !!!!!!! yak , god help u , i always take a shower at home before visiting an escort or going to work or anywhere , and even if escort ask me to take a shower , i never say that i have already took one , so i just go a head and take another one .

[Violette]

I have been working in Ireland for some time now, and things have not improved in that department. I used to be polite and ask if they wanted a shower, now I hand them a towel, turn on the water and sit on the toilet tank and watch them! I have also been known on occasion to get in there and wash them. The clients think I am having a bit of pre-bedroom fun, no I am making sure some water hits that backside before they get on my bed. I have enough laundry to do.

[Rodney69]

I have been working in Ireland for some time now, and things have not improved in that department. I used to be polite and ask if they wanted a shower, now I hand them a towel, turn on the water and sit on the toilet tank and watch them! I have also been known on occasion to get in there and wash them. The clients think I am having a bit of pre-bedroom fun, no I am making sure some water hits that backside before they get on my bed. I have enough laundry to do.

you can get in the shower with me any time Violette :-)

[Rodney69]

i`m not defending the german pounters well nown as well...monkey. but i trown avay 5-6 bed sheats already.......was to "SHITY" to wash... good help me....AND wtf IS than all about....had some one visiting me take a s..t and did not flush...well EXCUSE ME.....germans do not do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IS STRONGLY RECOMEND have to do nr 2. DO IT BEFORE YOY VISIT AN ESCORT FFS.(emergecys are excepted to nervous)

What way were some Irish people brought up. ffs not flushing the toilet, I would say they are like that at home too. I mean you don't behave one way when you're out and another when you're home. In work, every day when I go in to use the facilities, half the toliets haven't been flushed. Jesus, we've come along way from when houses didn't have toilets and out houses had to be used. Bout time some peoples behaviour moved into the 21st century

[Monkeynut]

........ I have enough laundry to do.

Why? have you got a dirty backside too?????

[carlos marvado]

I have been working in Ireland for some time now, and things have not improved in that department. I used to be polite and ask if they wanted a shower, now I hand them a towel, turn on the water and sit on the toilet tank and watch them! I have also been known on occasion to get in there and wash them. The clients think I am having a bit of pre-bedroom fun, no I am making sure some water hits that backside before they get on my bed. I have enough laundry to do.

You'd make a great mother or a great teacher Violette.

When they finish the shower take some toilette tissue and check that their arse in clean. If there is any evidence of unwanted material send the dirty f**kers straight back into the shower and tell them........."you wont be let go out until all your dingleberries are finished!"

[Violette]

Why? have you got a dirty backside too?????

No usually, it has already been licked clean.

[Morpheus]

i`m not defending the german pounters well nown as well...monkey. but i trown avay 5-6 bed sheats already.......was to "SHITY" to wash... good help me....AND wtf IS than all about....had some one visiting me take a s..t and did not flush...well EXCUSE ME.....germans do not do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IS STRONGLY RECOMEND have to do nr 2. DO IT BEFORE YOY VISIT AN ESCORT FFS.(emergecys are excepted to nervous)

I'm am so sorry to hear this Denise and all the girls. Thats disgusting! I can't believe some blokes don't know how to keep clean! It would be a great innovation for someone to invent a "punter wash machine" , the equivalent of a car wash - where punters walk through the thing and come out clean on the other side.

And like a car wash where you can choose things like - 'wheel rim wash', 'extra foam', 'wax'; this gadget will have things like 'cock wash' , 'balls scrub', 'ass deep clean' and all with extra foam!!!

I am making light of this but certainly don't think this sort of behaviour is acceptable. I certainly try to be spotless on arrival. But like the punctuality and keeping appointments thing, I can only
police myself. I do hope the smelly punters get the message soon girls.

[Violette]

I'm am so sorry to hear this Denise and all the girls. Thats disgusting! I can't believe some blokes don't know how to keep clean! It would be a great innovation for someone to invent a "punter wash machine" , the equivalent of a car wash - where punters walk through the thing and come out clean on the other side.

And like a car wash where you can choose things like - 'wheel rim wash', 'extra foam', 'wax'; this gadget will have things like 'cock wash' , 'balls scrub', 'ass deep clean' and all with extra foam!!!

I am making light of this but certainly don't think this sort of behaviour is acceptable. I certainly try to be spotless on arrival. But like the punctuality and keeping appointments thing, I can only
police myself. I do hope the smelly punters get the message soon girls.

It is a wonderful idea, but you might get this type of reaction, I swear Irish men are seriously afraid of water.
YouTube - The kitty washing machine

[The Hobbyist]

i`m not defending the german pounters well nown as well...monkey. but i trown avay 5-6 bed sheats already.......was to "SHITY" to wash... good help me....AND wtf IS than all about....had some one visiting me take a s..t and did not flush...well EXCUSE ME.....germans do not do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IS STRONGLY RECOMEND have to do nr 2. DO IT BEFORE YOY VISIT AN ESCORT FFS.(emergecys are excepted to nervous)

Denise,

Perhaps, you need to be proactive. How about posting a sign about your toilet that says the following:

"Attention: wipe your ass well, flush the toilet, then scrub your ass in the shower OR you aren't getting any action"

I am sure they will be in the shower scrubbing their asshole with a toothbrush.

Regards.