My arse is so dirty thats there is moss growing there and as for my feet...........
My arse is so dirty thats there is moss growing there and as for my feet...........
My momma always gives my ass an extra special wash before I go to meet an escort.
Momma says you could eat your dinner off my ass, it's so clean.
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i wash my bum,
Forrest you ass was squeaky clean, your mom did a fine job.
I wouldnt go near an escort without a shower and a crack scrub first!!
I could name a few escorts who could do with a crack scrub too .......
stickytoffee10 (26-07-10)
A few possible reasons.....
Some men might keep their asses dirty to frighten off gay people in the event they fancy them
Maybe all Irishmen scrub their asses clean before seen an escort and at the last minute nerves hits him and he gets a dose of the shit
It could also be the food they eat that makes them shit so much. Too many spuds and onions.
One solution is to introduce bidets and masks for the escorts
I AM AFRAID CHAPS THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH JESSIE. I TOO HAVE WORKED IN A FEW COUNTRIES AND AT TIMES IN IRELAND I HAVE BEEN SHOCKED AT THE LACK OF HYGEINE!!
WHEN WE ASK YOU TO TAKE A SHOWER, IT DOES INVOLVE USING SOAP AND WE WOULD ASSUME THAT HE FORESKIN(if applicable) IS ROLLED BACK WHERE POSSIBLE AND SAOP AND GLORY THERE TOO.ESPECAILLY IF REQUIRING OWO.
COUNTELESS TIMES CLIENTS STILL HAVE UNDERARM BO AND UNDER THE FORESKIN IS STILL TERRIBLE. THESE ARE SMALL THINGS THAT TAKE VERY LITTLE TIME TO AMEND. SOAP AND WATER IS AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE GUYS.
SAYING THAT, THE MAJORITY OF WHOM I SEE ARE VERY CLEAN AND DO MAKE AN EFFORT.
BACK TO THE ARTICLE, HYSTERICAL,,REALLY FUNNY!!
HOPE YOU ARE NOT TOO OFFENDED IRELAND!
BECCA
It amazes me how some fellas have absolutely no respect for themselves. I know some fellas that would go 3 or 4 days without a shower.They think that'a fine.
If your going punting keep it trimmed and clean, show a bit of respect.
But you don't need to be going punting to do this. You should do it anyway.
Self respect is a must.
i totally agree. a clean arsehole is a must for any self respecting punter. nothing worse than leaving skid marks on the bed sheets.