With Englands woeful display tonight I can only imagine the excitement level at the Cartman household must be at fever pitch at the moment.

Remember he promised a party at his place if England go out and with a win versus Slovenia now Englands only hope, The Mother Of All Parties at Chez Cartman has taken on an air of inevitability.

So, as a self appointed MC will ye all please answer the poll and tell us if ye are available and your drink and food preferences.

I will take it as a given that there will be ladies laid on for laying on as it were. Eric will no doubt look after that on our collective behalf.