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    Wtf is it that makes paper cuts so damn sore!?

    I got a paper cut at work today, seemed innocuous enough at the time until i thought my finger felt a little damp and warm, so i looks at my hand to see it streaming with blood like i nearly amputated a damn digit! Ouch much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Navillus04 View Post
    Wtf is it that makes paper cuts so damn sore!?

    I got a paper cut at work today, seemed innocuous enough at the time until i thought my finger felt a little damp and warm, so i looks at my hand to see it streaming with blood like i nearly amputated a damn digit! Ouch much?
    because they are always on the tips of your fingers and your right it is bloody sore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Navillus04 View Post
    Wtf is it that makes paper cuts so damn sore!?

    I got a paper cut at work today, seemed innocuous enough at the time until i thought my finger felt a little damp and warm, so i looks at my hand to see it streaming with blood like i nearly amputated a damn digit! Ouch much?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    because they are always on the tips of your fingers and your right it is bloody sore
    FFS Man up boys!!!!

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    Too right DH, the one i got today was sorta in the crease between my thumb and index finger, absolute agony cos now anything i do opens the cut up all over again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Navillus04 View Post
    Too right DH, the one i got today was sorta in the crease between my thumb and index finger, absolute agony cos now anything i do opens the cut up all over again
    Sob, sob, sob!!!!

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    I aint ashamed to say it hurt dont underestimate a papercut, you have been warned....

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    Best hing to do with a paper cut is run in under warm water to clean it then get super glue and stick the cut closed, main reason a paper cut is so sore is because they have a tendency to continually burst open. Sticking it shut will not do any harm and it will heel a hell of a lot faster..

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    Quote Originally Posted by huhuggs View Post
    Sob, sob, sob!!!!
    A special gift just for you huhuggs


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    He's obviously never had one on his dick.... errr, ohhh, neither have I, honest - shuffles magazines away.....
    Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

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    You wont be judged here Bruce, wherever your paper cuts might "hypothethically" have occurred

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