a disgusting story

[Experienced Punter esq]

I go for a rub & a tug to my lovely female friend twice a month sometimes she'll tidy up the eyebrows if needs be & gives the nails a trim & a filing too, I am told that under no circumstances am I to give her no. to anyone but u know its hard not to speak about my lovely time with her to friends, a friend I told recently virtually begged me to set him up I eventually encouraged her to give him the rub & the tug hes a nice guy wears a suit to his job a clean guy or so I thought, I met her today for a coffee & I asked her how everything went with my friend on Saturday she turned up her nose & said his mickey was 'full of cheese' I am very very surprised as I know him well I'd never think for a minute that would happen maybe escorts can familiarize more with this but what possesses a man to go to an escort full of smegma?...

[carlos marvado]

It's good to see that you don't know him that well Ex. P.........your reputation is intact Brother.

[Mousey]

Any chance you could set me up, ExP???

[luther]

Any chance you could set me up, ExP???

Hungry little mouse................

[JAMESCORK]

Your right Luther ... I was wondering which mousey wanted too.... the cheese or the rub 'n tug... PMSL

[Mymisters]

I always give the old under carriage a good clean before seeing anyone!

It's just good manners!!