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    Default a disgusting story

    I go for a rub & a tug to my lovely female friend twice a month sometimes she'll tidy up the eyebrows if needs be & gives the nails a trim & a filing too, I am told that under no circumstances am I to give her no. to anyone but u know its hard not to speak about my lovely time with her to friends, a friend I told recently virtually begged me to set him up I eventually encouraged her to give him the rub & the tug hes a nice guy wears a suit to his job a clean guy or so I thought, I met her today for a coffee & I asked her how everything went with my friend on Saturday she turned up her nose & said his mickey was 'full of cheese' I am very very surprised as I know him well I'd never think for a minute that would happen maybe escorts can familiarize more with this but what possesses a man to go to an escort full of smegma?...

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    It's good to see that you don't know him that well Ex. P.........your reputation is intact Brother.

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    Any chance you could set me up, ExP???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Any chance you could set me up, ExP???
    Hungry little mouse................
    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Your right Luther ... I was wondering which mousey wanted too.... the cheese or the rub 'n tug... PMSL

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    I always give the old under carriage a good clean before seeing anyone!

    It's just good manners!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mymisters View Post
    I always give the old under carriage a good clean before seeing anyone!

    It's just good manners!!
    I usually give the auld undercarridge a good clean along with the rest of the airframe on at least a daily basis even if I'm not going to see anyone..........

    Ya don't wanna get hit by a bus with a dirty arse or smelly underpants on................

    You can claim it happened during the accident but nobody will believe you..........................................
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    Anytime I've forgotton and an escort sees my cheese, she hoovers it up during the OWO,
    the opposite sex can get into it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by warmcome View Post
    Anytime I've forgotton and an escort sees my cheese, she hoovers it up during the OWO,
    the opposite sex can get into it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by warmcome View Post
    Anytime I've forgotton and an escort sees my cheese, she hoovers it up during the OWO,
    the opposite sex can get into it!

    Thanks Warmcome, I just vomited on my computer...

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