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    Default English for escorts

    Seems to be an awful lot of escorts out there with awful English, you'd think someone would set up an English for Escorts course, half-day, FAS maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dubguy11 View Post
    Seems to be an awful lot of escorts out there with awful English, you'd think someone would set up an English for Escorts course, half-day, FAS maybe?
    fas are busy spending money on worthwhile things

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    Can we also have an English for Reviewers course?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dubguy11 View Post
    Seems to be an awful lot of escorts out there with awful English, you'd think someone would set up an English for Escorts course, half-day, FAS maybe?
    sometimes you need to have a bit of patients with an escort that has poor english everyone has to start to learn sometime....i use to meet this czech lady her english wasen't the best but if you speak more slowly and explain thing you would be surprised at how quick they will start to grasp the english.......and give you a much better service

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    Wow the better the english - the better the service. Interesting....

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Can we also have an English for Reviewers course?
    Not to mention regular posting on the forum, where spelling and grammar seem to be a lost art, and I'm not talking about the foreign escorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Wow the better the english - the better the service. Interesting....
    OH yes it can happen if the escort likes you

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    Default People who have English as a second language

    Before you criticize the ability of a foreign escort to speak English, you should consider the following:

    That hot Japanese escort whom you just met can probably communicate in English without problem with her clients from Norway, Switzerland, The Netherlands etc. Then she meets a native English speaker who gabbles away as if he is auditioning for a job as a 1950's horse race commentator.

    Speak clearly, correctly and at a moderate pace. Don't shout and don't repeat yourself. If an escort does not understand what you are asking, try to ask differently and be patient.

    For example, you ask: "Will you take a shower with me?" and the escort gives you a towel and points to the bathroom. OK, it didn't work so now try: "I like, you and me, together, in the shower." With a short pause at each comma. Now you discover that the hot Japanese escort is utterly grand in the shower though, as a trained concert pianist who has never been to Ireland in her life, she does not understand what you mean when you say grand. (Trust me though, she is lovely.)

    The rest of the world has done us a huge service by choosing English as the international language. It is up to us to recognize that by showing consideration for non-native speakers.

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    Don't know why but this topic reminded me of this!!

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    Hah, I like El Gordo's comment. No fair to complain really if both escorts and clients are as likely not to speak English well.

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