Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
I've got this lovely female friend late twenties we meet once or twice a week she has a cunt of a boyfriend(he trusts me though) but in the good weather she always wears shortpants when we meet, lads she has beautiful legs semi tanned with a strong pair of calves I love to be seen with her! shes really innocent in her ways full of life(wth me anyway!) but each time we meet in the summer she drives me crazy so much so that when I get home I cant wait to get my mickey out shout out her name & say filthy things about her shed be disgusted if she knew I know it will never be reality, Do u fantasize about your friends?..
Jesus, you really are a hornball arent EX P, your right arm must be as big as Schwarzeneggers.
I think a trip to specsavers to check out your rods and cones may be needed soon
Shave those hands too