Isnt Sex Funny ?

[Dick Spunk]

Isnt sex funny ? The whole business of what we (the guys) do with our females, and how we behave afterwards.
Sex, as I said somewhere before, is a natural biological function, our bodies produce millions of sperm each and every day, and it is a inbuilt male animalistic urge which compells us to seek out a female and make physical contact with her, with the intention to deposit our sperm in her.
And this is one thing which always surprises me- just after I have ejectulated my spermy baby batter with a horny escort, I just want to get the hell out of there and away from her ! No matter how horny she looked to me before I shot my load, once the white stuff out and drooling down her legs (of tits, or face, or arse-you get the picture), My urge is to dress quickly and get away from her !
Another thing I noticed about my times with escorts, that I always want to try new ones, new girls, touring escorts, different types.
I once had a Chinese Girl period, when I wanted to squirt the stuff with smooth sweet asian girls, I always found them unshockable with anything to do with sex, they must learn a lot in China !
I also have some regular Mature esorts periods, older girls turn me on, and every so often I just want to have fun with them, roleplay with a mature escort has many possible scenarios, which I have indulged myself all too often.
It was just a few months ago when I was thinking about this, I was with a mature English escort in her hotel room in South Dublin, I had asked for roleplay from her- in this case wanking and teasing me as I lay on the bed, my hands tied to the bedposts, she was aged late 30s, Blonde hair, and the smoothest pair of juicy tits I had seen in a long while, all she wore was a black leather mini skirt (that alone had my cock tingling) and black high heels.
The roleplay was mostly her talking, or to be more precise, interogatting me- about my attraction to girls in mini skirts, as she massaged my chest (avoiding my erect cock) teasingly.
I remember just thing of the pre cum and spunk inside my balls, as I looked at her wobbling tits and tight mini skirt around her arse, eventually nature took its slightly perverted course; my cock erupted and several squirts of sperm shot upwards, landing back on my chest, and then the dirty bitch started to slowly and wickingly massage it into my skin as I lay there in submissive exhaustion- soft female hands, hot sticky spunk and a hairy chest !
And Im lying there, asking her to untie me so I could leave!
The only thing on my mind was to get out of there quickly, once she despunked me !
Ah yes, Sex- its a funny thing all right !


I always like to explore new girls, but I get bored with all of them after a while