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    Default Enjoyable Pastime.

    Wanking is one of lifes most enjoyable pastimes. Sometimes it can be hard to hold onto your penis if the fingerprints on your fingers are worn and virtually gone, your hand keeps slipping off of your staff.

    That's the time to get a wench to take over, it's also good exercise for her too. Natasha would be ideal for this job, she would be particularly pleased to take my staff in her slender hands and masturbate me, whilst resisting the urge to place it in mouth.

    You know what they say, "A Wank a Day - Keeps The Doctor Away", in my case seven or eight wanks a day.

    Well that's all I have for you at the moment, you can look forwards to my next posting.

    God bless you all. xx

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    I see ExP has a new username.

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    This truly is inspiring stuff
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aml View Post
    This truly is inspiring stuff
    I'm glad you feel that way, there's plenty more to follow, by gad you're so lucky.

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    In some ways my right hand is the best fuck buddy I've ever had.

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    Once a wanker always a wanker!
    Quote Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking View Post
    I'm glad you feel that way, there's plenty more to follow, by gad you're so lucky.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
    Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
    16th president of US (1809 - 1865)

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    Amazing how your own hand knows how quick or fast to go and where the right spot is at just the right time. Am I a wanker,you bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking View Post
    ...., in my case seven or eight wanks a day.



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    FFS seven or eight a day ??

    You are a legend

    Who do I trust? I trust me!


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    Eight is my record. Four is my usual highest value, any more than that and it starts to get a bit uncomfortable. I've heard that females can do a lot higher than that though if they try hard enough, which is a bit ironic considering how a girl's orgasm is meant to be more difficult.

    I hate that feeling when you are trying to wank but it's not happening, and you start to feel the muscles in your face/jaws getting tired...? Worst of all is if you start to have a wank but can't finish.
    Last edited by nicegirlsarenice; 04-06-10 at 23:22.

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    my record is 3 times in an hour. Was feeling slightly uncomfortable afterwards.

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