Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
Never limit the amount of times you have a wank!! Your willy is well able to take it, and, combined with a diet of oysters, masturbating will add 8-10 years to your life (according to a Harvard University study into hand-relief).

Has anybody ever used one of those pretend pussies that you see on sale in adult shops? Always wondered if they were any good.
i dunno. I get hella depressed shortly after the 5 knuckle shuffle sometimes. Apparently its common.