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    Love To my friends who

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

    And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 litre of water each day,
    At the end of the year we would have absorbed
    More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
    Found in faeces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

    However,
    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.
    Therefore, t'is better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service!
    I told you so. ................lol Tiff ( oYo )

    " Tiffany Tees "
    Strangers are friends I have yet to meet.





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    cheers Tiffs

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyT View Post
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

    And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 litre of water each day,
    At the end of the year we would have absorbed
    More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
    Found in faeces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

    However,
    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.
    Therefore, t'is better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service!
    I told you so. ................lol Tiff ( oYo )
    that very interesting .............i do a lot of rimming i wonder how much poop i would consume doing this would it consume more than the water do you think

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyT View Post
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

    And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 litre of water each day,
    At the end of the year we would have absorbed
    More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
    Found in faeces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

    However,
    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.
    Therefore, t'is better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service!
    I told you so. ................lol Tiff ( oYo )
    A nice glass of wine from your pussy would be very wecome, a pint and a half would be better, then we would see if there was something delicious to eat, yum yum.

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    It's wine for lunch then - I get enough poop in the job.

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    All i have to say on this matter is "never drink on the job"and i love your post!
    You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
    Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
    16th president of US (1809 - 1865)

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